I think that you and Chongo have way more in common than you realize, Bobert, and would get along fine over a bottle of moonshine and some blues music. He could smoke cigars, you could smoke weed. You could have a lying contest and see who can tell the biggest tall tales. Too bad you guys don't live in the same area.

Maybe I can talk Chongo into going down there on his next vacation. Have you got lots of extra ammo? He might want to do some target practice out in the backyard, and I don't know if the gun stores in your town serve apes or not.