I've always liked that 'Japan' one, hehe...

In a similar vein:

There once was young man from Crewe
Whose limericks would end at line two

And then there's the guy from Verdun...

But that's really more like cheating.

On a bawdier note, I saw one on a previous thread that reminded me of this:

There once was a girl named Jill
Who used dynamite sticks for a thrill
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!

And now for something COMPLETELY different... Here's one for the prudes:

The great Aphrodite by Phideas
Once shocked the ultra-fastidious
'Til certain old aunties
Then dressed her in panties --
Which made her look perfectly hideous.

Sorry, can't remember who wrote that one either. :p
I suppose that's enough torture for now though. Or at least, a brief respite from you-know-who's you-know what! LOL

*Elektra*