A friend of mine has been looking up the lyrics to "Oh Jemima look at your Uncle Jim" (probably a playground song set to the Soldiers' Chorus from Faust); since I don't know any Gounod I was reminded of quite a good 2Rs song set to that, with their trademark slightly-pompous verses undercut by an innuendo-filled/comic last line. But I can't remember any of the words. Can anyone else?