You silly bozos...that wasn't me you was harassin'! It was this Chimp named Eddie T who lives over by the park. He was just chillin' out fer a bit in a tree, rememberin' days back in the Old Country, and along come two human idiots in a helicopter to pester him. Whatever he threw at you, I figger you deserved it.

Eddie is really pissed over this. He wants to take out a contract on both of you, and he is talkin' to the locals about it, meanin' the North Side Gorillas and the Southside Baboons. I told him better to just forget it, consider it water under the grapevine, but he has taken offense bigtime.

You want my help straightenin' this mess out? I'll think about it. But don't think I'll do it cheap.

- Chongo