I carry a 30mm "gatling gun" type cannon in each hand and a razor sharp scimitar behind each ear (dull edge down). On my back I carry a flamethrower and I wear steel-toed calked logging boots just for stompin' time. People are polite to me, because if they're not I get testy, and when I get testy bad things happen. I eat live rattlesnakes and gila monsters and grizzly bears and catamounts flee in terror at the sound of my footsteps. But I'm nice to puppies and kitties.