You say 'standard list', Rags. But nobody else has claimed to know, or to use, "cunt-hooks" ~ which I still believe my own coinage. I don't even know what a "cunt-hook" is, if anything. How does one hook a cunt?; or, alternatively, what sort of hook does a cunt contain? Any connection to that 'vagina dentata' so beloved of Gershon Legman in his scholarly treatises on the dirty joke?

But, without going too deeply into what it means, I just find it a satisfyingly expressive expression of momentary discontent when I have a minor accident like dropping something &c.

Has anyone else come across that one, or is it indeed my own once-invented nonceword?

~M~