I wouldn't like to see Brooking in charge. He lacks managerial experience, there's no evidence he has any sort of tactical nous that would enable him to make a decent job of it.

Most importantly, the scumbag English will ultimately rip him apart because the only thing they ultimately care about is writing a story. Doesn't matter whether it's positive or negative, just so long as they can be as extreme as possible. Preferably with the biggest possible swing from one day to the next.

Do you really want to see him subjected to that?

As for dodgy Del Boy 'Arry, how could he manage England? There's no buying or selling involved...