Frosted Fetus Flakes
(They're GRRREAT!)

(tune: The Butcher's Boy)

In the morning, when I would wake
I would munch on some fetus flakes
With Almond milk almost everyday
Now some jerk wants to take them away.

Chorus:

Oh please don't take my Fetus Flakes
They satisfy and they taste GRREAT!
They're real healthy and gluten free
So, leave my frosted fetus flakes be

Once I was carefree, once I was young
I ate everything, weighed half a ton
But I got no dates, no one loving me
My belly shook like the rolling sea

Chorus:

Oh please don't take my Fetus Flakes
They satisfy and they taste GRREAT!
They're real healthy and gluten free
So, leave my frosted fetus flakes be

But then I started eating right
I'd eat my salads almost every night
And fetus flakes in the early morn
And I'd thank God, they were never born

Chorus:

Oh please don't take my Fetus Flakes
They satisfy and they taste GRREAT!
They're real healthy and gluten free
So, leave my frosted fetus flakes be

Mr. Shortey wants to ban my food
Saying, "Eating fetuses is rather rude"
But it's my lifeline to losing weight
And besides they taste very GRRREAT!

Oh please don't take my Fetus Flakes
They satisfy and they taste GRREAT!
They're real healthy and gluten free
So, leave my frosted fetus flakes be
As I don't wish to regain 20 pounds a day
Because some jerk took my flakes away

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