Here's a little ditty I heard sung at a session about 15 years ago:

Shit bugger bum bitch piss poop fart -
Somebody stole my horse and cart,
But I don't give a bugger, I can always find another,
Shit bugger bum bitch piss poop fart.

Shit bugger bum bitch elephant dick -
Somebody stole my walking stick,
But I don't give a bugger, I can always find another,
Shit bugger bum bitch elephant dick.

Shit bugger bum bitch pubic hair -
Somebody stole my maiden fair,
But I don't give a bugger, I can always find her mother.....
Shit bugger bum bitch pubic hair.

Cheers
JennieG