LOL Morty!! What kind of women would THOSE be?? The kind that'd spit in your eye just as soon as look at you?? I'd stand with you ANY day my love!!

Heat seeking smooches all the way around. You bet your sweet arses!

*RECIPE FOR THE HEAT-SEEKING SMOOCH* (no special equipment needed)

Step outside your door, and face north/south/east/west in the direction of your indended.

Send a big old wet one into the air with all your love and best of wishes.

When the wind across the world ruffles your 'smoochees' hair, it's arrived!!!!

(see, I've smooched y'all and you probably didn't even know it!!)

~Elle