You've got me started now!
This time channelling Julie Andrews:

Foetus meat roasted, and foetus meat basted
Foetus au gratin the best dish I've tasted.
Foetus au poivre and chic(k) foetus wings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Foetus in curry (once Christmas's abated)
Foetus nouvelle so artistically plated.
Foetus with 'wedges' and onion rings
Are a few more of my favourite things

I'm ambitious,
All these dishes
I've got on the go
But where this meat
They call foet-
Al comes from
I really don't need to know.