My father used to sing the words...
I'm the Hurricane Railway porter from Kinellar to Dunbar
Shouting all change here for Achterarder, kiddle me garter, jion for ham and eggs
Abies knees , horses knees, finnicks and bandy legs,
clagnicudden, mielie puddin, Scots haggis ana
The rest ye keep yer seats for Tobermorey