Or find a new girlfriend (assuming you're single, I mean...).

Boredom can also be cured by finding a grizzly bear, sneaking up behind it (which ain't easy), and goosing it or grabbing it by the balls (if it's male) and yelling, "GOTCHA!"

If George Bush Jr had tried that in his younger years, we'd all have been spared a good deal of aggravation.