My husband plays football for a Welsh team.
Wrexham?
Doesn't do them a lot of good.

There's a playground variation on this:

Teacher: "What did you do this weekend, Billy?"
Billy: "Stuck a banger up a cat's arse, Miss."
Teacher (correcting him): "Rectum."
Billy: "Yes, Miss. Blew 'em to pieces."

Aye thang yew.