Sounding the horn vigourously enables the car (and caravan) to be driven thro small gaps.

Alcohol taken before driving enables the car (and caravan) to be driven through even smaller gaps.

The correct position for the right foot is as near to the floor as possible -known as Leadfooting.

Avoid looking in your mirrors - you should be interested in where you are going and not where you've been.

Brakes should only be applied at the very end of your journey - otherwise they just slow you down.

I have been towing caravans for over 40 years and also have experience of buses, mobile cranes and artics - so be careful who you single out as in need of a test. I have never had so much as a speeding ticket or parking fine.

I agree that some level of motorway training should be given to all learner drivers.

The first bit of this message is a part of a joke which my driving instructor(Artics) told me many years ago so dont take it seriously