Chongo Chimp will provide lodging at a boxing club in Chicago for all Mudcatters who agree to sign a loyalty oath to his upcoming administration. If the boxing club can't handle the influx of signees, there are plans afoot to start up a tent city at a firing range not too far outside of town. It is located on a piece of land near the scenic site of the famous Dillinger shootout at Little Bohemia. Porta-potties, capos, and pup tents will be provided for free, courtesy of the APP.