Spaw - Whaddya mean it's 1958 in Orillia? Was that some kind of crack? OOOOO!!! OOOOO!!!!

Okay, wise guy, I'll tell ya what time it is in Orillia.

It's NOW. RIGHT now. Same as it is where you are.

All this clock stuff, AM, PM, and all that is a lot of nonsense. The only time it ever is is now. If I'm hungry now I eat. If I'm not I don't. Three minutes from now it will still be now. It has never been anything but now. The past and the future are 2 dreams that have no reality now, although they may bear some tenuous relation to now.

Now, bend over as far as you can and take a good look. If you are limber enough, you will see that your behind is divided into 2 parts...but it's still NOW. :-)