"Encouragement"

Well Bill, how are you getting on with trying to date
that new cocktail waitress?"

"Not so bad. I'm getting some encouragement now."

"Really, is she beginning to smile sweetly at you or
something?"

"Not exactly, but last night she said that she's said
'NO' for the last time."


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"Summer BBQ"

One evening, impressed by a meat entree his wife
had prepared, the husband asked, "What did you
marinate this in?"

The wife dropped her fork and went into a long
explanation about how much she loved him and
how life wouldn't be the same without him.

She must have seen the confused look on her
husbands face, because she inquired, "What
did you ask me?"

When he told her what he'd asked, the wife
laughed and said, "I thought you asked me if
I would marry you again!"

Later, as she was cleaning up the kitchen, the
husband called out, "Hey, hon, WOULD you
marry me again?"

Without hesitation she replied, "Vinegar and
barbecue sauce."