Spaw, I'm still giggling about the pop-up timer. Gotta use that somewhere.

A Mexican man told me that when God made people, he baked the first batch too long and they came out too dark; that was the black people. So he was more careful with the next batch - and they were too light; that's the white people. One more batch- and they came out just right; that, he told me smugly, is the Mexican people.

Ebbie