Okay, I've given this some careful thought, and here's what I think about it.

Ahem!

The greatest turd in American history was dropped by Godzilla in a Hollywood backlot when they did one of the Godzilla films in the USA. He was attempting to get even with America for dropping those A-bombs on Japan back in '45. He tried to drop the turd in question on that idiot Roland Emmerich who produced the movies "Independence Day", "2012", "The Day After Tomorrow", "Godzilla 1998", "The Patriot", etc.

Every movie Roland Emmerich has ever directed has been simply godawful and terrible beyond belief, so I can understand why Godzilla tried to do away with him in that fashion. Unfortunately, though, he missed. Emmerich just barely escaped.

Too bad.

The turd in question weighted 1,282,000 pounds and was the size of a Boeing 727 fuselage. It took 25 earth movers 3 weeks to dispose of it, and the smell reached all the way to Oklahoma, causing a catastrophic drop in the value of real estate across a wide swath of America.

Next time, let's hope Godzilla uses his flaming atomic breath instead and vaporizes Roland Emmerich. Or he could just step on him. Whatever works.