I don't go down in the woods alone
'Cause I might get a surprise
I don't go down in the woods alone
'Cause I might not believe my eyes.
For all the bears that ever there were
Will be in those woods for certain because
If I'm there alone
The grizzlies will have a picnic.

Picnic time for grizzly bears,
The huge old grzzly bears will be having a lovely time that day.
Watch them, catch me unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about.
They love to rip and shred
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock they'll head out to bed
Because they're sated huge old grizzly bears.