Come to think of it, shitting is a very important thing in Christian matters. Way back when in the early days of Christianity, the question of Jesus's divinity centered on his shit--or rather, whether he actually took one or not.

See, if he was really god then he is incorruptible meaning he didn't take a dump because corrupt and incorrupt cannot inhabit the same body. But others felt that he had to be human to suffer as he did at his scourging and crucifixion or he didn't pay for our sins by suffering for all of us. So, yes, he shit because he was made flesh and anything made flesh must shit.

Still others said, well, yes he shit BUT it was for appearances only. He really didn't have to shit. But still others said, well, the gospels show him eating and drinking so he couldn't have not shit or only shit for appearances. He'd have to shit if he ate and drank.

But one of the other camps answered by saying that he didn't have a digestive tract and so couldn't process anything he consumed. He ate for the sake of appearances. The food upon being swallowed went to a kind of never-never land as in never to be shat out. This Jesus was like a chocolate Easter bunny--looked good on the outside but hollow inside.

Still others wanted to know that if Jesus shit for appearances was it an optical illusion, a hynotic suggestion, what? If he made shit to appear, what was the shit made of? They answered that it was real shit but Jesus only made it to look human, he didn't have to make it if he didn't want to because he's god.

And so on. So being a good Christian is to talk a lot of shit.