I got a GREAT bear joke but it's a visual.

The worst/best story I ever heard was from a fella who, at about 70 years old, was pickin his way around a deadfall while trout fishin. He stepped on an old black log but it wasn't a log. The bear bolted and never came back but he ended up arse over tea kettle with a busted arm and had gotten a deadfall branch shoved in his leg. Lots a blood, but he made made it.