Don't underestimate the health-boostin' effects of downin' a bottle of whisky and smokin' a coupla top quality Cuban cigars every day of yer life, Roscoe, not to mention dodgin' bullets frequently and datin' gorgeous dames with slit skirts and long cigarette holders. I swear by it. Then too, stayin' single all these years has definitely helped keep me young. (That is probably the one and only thing me and Little Hawk got in common.)

- Chongo