"Real Science Quiz Answers"

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"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold down a deacon
over a flame in a test tube"

"When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably
carbon monoxide."

"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not
found in a free state."

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes,
and caterpillars."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

"Respiration is composed of two acts, first
inspiration, and then expectoration.


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"First Day At University"

It was the first day of classes at Stern College for
Women of Yeshiva University, and I was waiting in
my classroom for students in my public speaking
course.

Because of congestion in the elevators and room
changes, several were still missing and I thought
I would talk with those present while we were
waiting.

"What have you learned so far today?" I asked.

Some students raised their hands and told what
they had learned.

A late arriving student took a seat and I asked her
the same question. "I haven't learned anything
today; this is my first class," she said.

"What time did you get up this morning?" I asked.

"Very early," she replied.

I told her that learning takes place beyond the four
walls that surrounded us and asked what she had
learned since she awakened.

She sat silently for a moment and then jumped up.

"I've just learned I'm in the wrong classroom," she
said as she made her exit.