I dunno VT......I went up to a computerized machine once named "Mother's Care" that was supposed to take total care of you. It cleaned my ass, applied some cream, and then it went nuts! It slapped me in the face with a powder puff, filled my navel with deodorant, ironed my shirt while I was wearing it, and sewed a button on the end of my dick....................

I'll pass on the bidet.....


Spaw