Oh Dan... You shouldn't pretend to be so naive. Of course that is where the term butler comes from. And he was a right royal arse wipe.

Eliza - excellent reposte. And you have highlighted an evident misconception among some of the stakeholders in this thread.

Now is everyone paying attention? The bidet does not replace the toilet or the paper.

Spaw - I seriously doubt any device of this size could get up to fire hose pressure. So your sac could not be blasted off unless it is already detachable. If you have prosthetic nut sac should you have shared that with us before?