All that stuff I mentioned is Secret Stuff they teach us in US schools so we can be Better Citizens of This Great Nation From Sea To Shining Sea. It's called "Civics" so non-Americans will think it's really something else.

Besides, Chinglue ain't a human bean. He's an alien, probably a Martian, spying on the defenses and defences of Earth so he can lead an invasion and steal our women.