Mudcat Café message #3314315

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Thread #143482 Message #3314315
Posted By: Rapparee
27-Feb-12 - 10:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: What would Chongo's administration be like?
Subject: RE: BS: What would Chongo's administration be like?

Chinglue Simp as President would:

* Lower Texas.
* Dismantle the Shed.
* Eliminate all groan control laws.
* Tax banjos and accordions according to their worth.
* Eliminate the Deportment of Homerun Security.
* Eat a banana every day, raining or not.