Penny... "... this presumably is related to the habit of men of sitting on double bus seats in such a way that their legs are splayed apart and anyone on the other part of the seat has about nine inches to perch on."

Oh my. Oh dear. No, I shant say it. Sorry, Spaw. I am not worthy yet.

Oh, what the hell.

Penny... I thought the girls liked to perch on nine inches.