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Not to get you even more upset, but here's (an absolutley true) anecdote...

I am a scientist (anyone surprised?) doing research in physics, aimed at detecting hiddent objects.

Did some online (Jstor, ISI, etc.) research into IEDs, and within 24 hours, I got a call from DHS asking why I was visiting various websites. No shit. Really happened. Big Brother is not just watching, he has his hand around your prick...(and they just heard/read me saying that). Hi boys!!!!! It's TIA typing IED again. Call me!