I'd guess the internet media security alert vetting software works something like this -


for example:

"Celebrated left field revolutionary Bagpiper's latest experimental celtic folk jazz drum'n'bass CD bombs.
Philistine music press critic's vitriolic attacks and negative reviews blamed
for failure to interest intended target audience.
Hamish McQueen announces imminent London Alexandra Palace concert will still go ahead;
despite "devastating sales returns and chaos in his private life with fiancée ex model Felia Balls
constantly in and out of rehab and easy prey to the dirty tricks of ever present predatory paparazzi"
revealed a close friend of the celebrity couple.
But Hamish confirmed next planned Celtic Industrial Metal Mariachi fusion CD is now on hold
while many specialist record labels are becoming wide-spread casualties
of the toxic fall out of deepening global economic recession.".....