Obviously, there are people of refined taste in Colorado Springs.
But blood pudding with cloves? Isn't lumps of fat enough?

Oh, and we can only get jelly crystals, not those ready-flavoured slabs that it used to come in. How are you going to get strong fingernails without jelly slabs?

To quote Blaster Bates, jelly is made from 'cows udders, horses hooves, and donkeys queer things.'