"Taylors Yorkshire Tealoaf has semingly disappeared from the shelves in Kent? Is there a reason? We should be told!"


Exports were stopped after lorries carrying them south were hijacked at the Yorkshire border by the YRA (Yorkshire Republican Army) intent on ensuring southerners didn't get a taste for this highly-prized Yorkshire delicacy (I mean look what happened to Yorkshire puddings – totally ruined by southerners who cook them with oil instead of dripping, like they do fish and chips!).

Sorry! If you care to meet me Woodall services I may be able to smuggle a couple into your car boot if the price is right!