True story..................My college roommate had a nasty boil on his dick and decided finally to go out to the hospital. I was razzing him about what they might do and I jokingly said, "My guess is they'll lance it and I can only hope he doesn't slip." Actually we both figured that what they'd probably do was give him some cream antibiotic or something and send him on his way.

I was kicked back reading when he walked back in the room and when I looked up he said, with that great Kentucky drawl, "Well, just call me Lance."


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