Warning Adult content

    Last of the Mo-hick-guns
      chapter one

In a small cabin in the middle of the back woods, Uncle Merle and Aunt Dottie were gettin it on in their favorite position, on top of the old gun cabinet.

Suddenly Merle yelled "Sheet fire Dottie"
Not yet replied Dottie, I ain't even breathing heavy yet!

No replied Merle, some varmint done stole our favorite squirrel gun right out of the gun case!!

Dicken you say replied Dottie
Yup Merle exclaimed

NO said Dottie, I mean put the Dick In's

Meanwhile back at the barn, cousin Chester practicing for mudcat's full metal nakked juggling with Bessie the milk cow

... more to follow

(note: feel free to add more, I got writer's block at the moment)