The Congressional Revolver

Taurus USA has proudly announced their newest handgun: the Congressional Revolver

Its name is beautifully engraved on the cylinder.

Available for the right hand (Republicans) or the left (Democrats), it really is just like a congressman: it has a dull finish.

It of course has to be a revolver, since it turns around and around, and yet you get the same old thing every time -- just like elections!

Anti-gunners don't worry! We weren't kidding when we said this exquisite piece really is modeled after Congress: it doesn't work, and you can't fire it.