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Thread #143653   Message #3316637
Posted By: Will Fly
03-Mar-12 - 11:09 AM
Thread Name: BS: The romance of breaking bones
Subject: RE: BS: The romance of breaking bones
"As the getaway car roared dangerously through the thronged city streets, Nick realised the only way to stop it and bring the criminals to justice was to intervene. As it careered towards the spot where he stood on the pavement, he hurled himself over the bonnet and against the windscreen. As he rolled over the roof of the vehicle, propelled there by the sheer speeds, he heard and felt the glass screen shatter under his weight. Blinded by the shattered glass, the driver hit the brake and brought the car to a screeching halt. Nick clung to the rear bumper as the car came to a halt and the driver and his crooked companion opened the doors and made as if to flee. With a mighty effort, Nick sprang up and kicked out against the driver's door, sending the crook hurtling, but breaking his fibula and spraining his ankle in the process. Ignoring the pain, he hopped around to the other side of the car and gave the accomplice a karate-style chop in the neck, dropping him like a sack of potatoes. Daphne rushed up to him, tears of adoration in her eyes and, throwing her arms around him, kissed him passionately, murmuring, "Oh, my wounded hero! My darling!"

That do you? Just learn by heart and recite on prompt...