On the left side of my neck? Chainsaw chain broke. Wrapped it up, put on a spare chain, and finished cutting my cordage for the day before I hiked out to the road and went to the hospital. The left side? Buddy hooked me from behind and then slashed me with his skate. Wrapped it and scored a hat-trick but the trainer made me go to the hospital after the first period.

Tumours and stones tend to bore, even make some people uncomfortable.

Great story, Will!