The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3316939
Posted By: Rapparee
03-Mar-12 - 10:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I'm walking along that old, old trail
Looking for a piece of tail.
I shot a rabbit, but oh dear!
I never thought that it was near
The drop into the canyon deep
So carefully down there I did creep
To find the rabbit down there, dead
But missing fur from its puffy head
But then it was explained to me
That the ears are where I thought the tail to be
And as I wanted all the pelt
(To sell it for some filthy gelt)
So now I search this old, old trail
For that missing piece of tail.
         --Patrick Terrence Seamus Macgonagle
          Lyics for Grandpa (Dundee: Cork Press, 1894)