I do far, far more than you think, Good Amos. Out here there are dragons to be slain, maidens to rescue, rings to toss into volcanoes, castles to besiege, naps to take, damsels in distress, and unicorns to barbecue. I spend my time in Doing Good For Others and Bringing Sinners To Repentance.

Actually, I shall be going into the desert and for a fortnight of fasting and prayer, praying for your repentance and the forgiveness of your manifold sins. You could at least thank me.