O remeber solving this case in back in 2006. I just looked up the thread:-

'They all did it. It was like Murder on the Orient Express. One night they all piled of the Dorchester pissed, and said, let's do someone in. They all had a stab.

A few weeks passed and it became a fashion......Celebrity Stab. they were all at it The Royal Family, Oscar Wilde, David and Victoria Beckham (they never miss out on anything!). You were a nobody if you weren't invited to a Celebrity Stab evening.

After a while, it failed to amuse, and they all went back to fox hunting and croquet.

Works for me..... .