I `ad that Pat O`Shaunessy in my cab the other day. `e just come from a bare knuckle fight with one of them Boyles and `ed come off worst by the look of it. It must `ave cost `is family a bob or two.
I said, "Morning Pat, never mind, there`s always next year. `ave you seen the that Mudcat? They`re asking whether Ireland wants to scrub round independence. I `spose it`s all because of this Eurozone cobblers."
`e said "Ah, to be sure Jim, we`re in for another referendum".
I said, "Well, if it resulted in a currency change, what would you favour. The Punt, Pound or Euro?"
`e said, "None of them Jim, I`ll go for the GIRO!!"


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