The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3318419
Posted By: Amos
06-Mar-12 - 06:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I won't eat your shorts, Rapparee. Stop begging me. It is not becoming of an allegedly fully --or should that be foully?--grown man to give in so to such lowly obsessions, and I am not a good choice of participant in your perfervid but perverted schemes. The answer is no.

Have you talked to your wife about this strange impulse of yours? Perhaps she'd be willing to make some kind of accommodation.