Did you hear the one about Al & Tipper Gore making pillow talk one night after a state reception at the White House? Al, of course, was the center of it all, but he was telling Tipper that he couldn't wait to live in the White House. He knew it was a most prestigious place, but had never realized how opulant it was. He even told her about the gold urinal in the executive bathroom. Tipper found that a bit difficult to believe, so she called Hillary to confirm the story. That night as Bill & Hillary were making pillow talk, Hillary said: "Bill, honey, I think I know who pissed in your saxophone last night."

Hey, it's the only joke I've ever heard about music & presidents.