It's the company that you keep, Dave.
Male models are wearing clean, pressed, clothing, and they haven't sat down since they put their jeans on. Not a wrinkle anywhere.
Not at all like anyone I associate with, and obviously not like Dave's pals either.

I hired a guy to help me once. Halfway through the day he told me he'd done some modelling and was looking for more. He couldn't sing, couldn't dance, but he was quite good at standing still.
Once was enough.