Well I don't Keith, because Jim and you are my friends and the thought of you being so dastardly is a remote one. So remote, I have put it in a paper bag, twisted the top, screwed it up, and thrown it away.

Sainsbury's Irish Whiskey....the cheapest single malt. £14.99 and most acceptable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHGdtpIX6cg