I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, and I feel like I'm ruled by my bowels every morning. People expect me to do things in the morning, and it's just so hard. Once I'm emptied out and feeling OK, I'm good to go until 3 AM - but mornings are really tough. End of whine. My son once wrote a song titled "Dad, There's a Little Phrase Called Too Much Information", so I think I'll call myself.....