Here they are, from the video:

LYRICS:
There was a word when we were kids that wasn't very nice.
It was reserved for certain girls who'd been 'round the block once or twice.
But listen y'all we got news that will blow your mind.
Thanks to Mr. Limbaugh that words been redefined!
So apparently now...
(chorus) Im' a slut I'm a slut I'm a slut slut slut I'm an S.L.U.T. S.L.U.T. Slut! I went to school I speak my mind, I'm responsible for my behind. I'm a slut I'm a slut I'm a slut.

I've only slept with one man my entire life. We got married last june now I'm proud to be his wife. I'm on the pill so we won't have kids until we can be financially responsible for them. Then they can be a joy in our lives instead of a burden.
You slut!
Thank you!

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When I was young I got bad cramps that made me grumpy as my gramps. Once a month is took it's toll so I was put on birth control. At 16 it was a relief to be freed from PMS grief. It had nothing to do with sex... But to be perfectly honest with you if I had wanted to have sex at that time that would have been my own personal decision that has nothing to do with you or anyone else just me and the person I choose to be wiiiiiiiittthhhh...
You slut!
Thank you!!

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Wait wait wait. Did you go to college?
Why yes!
I went to college! Do you know what that makes us? SNOBS!!
YAY!!!!

I'm a snob I'm a snob I'm a snob snob snob I'm an S.N.O.B. S.N.O.B. snob. Makin' 20K a year just startin' my career. Lucky to have my degree so I have potential for upward mobility...
I'm an S.N.O.B...
Wait! you can spell?
Yea.
You know what that makes us?
What?
Elitists!!!
YAY!!!!!!!

I'm an elitist I'm an elitist I'm an eli eli eli eli elitist. I can read I can do math I've taken the right path! I'm an average American with the right to education...
EVERYBODY!!
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ONE MORE TIME!!
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I'm a slut i'm a slut I'm a sluuuuuttttt. I'm a slut!

I have a hankering to get a PHD in aerodynamics.
You slut!