I've been thinkin' of gettin' into that line of work part time so as to make a little more dough and represent apes in the fashion industry. What I would like to model is casual and formal wear of the urbane and classy type...suits, sport jackets, fine leather shoes, fedoras, London Fog raincoats, that sorta thing. I already got experience wearin' stuff like that, but my restricted finances have limited the scope of my repertoire, ya might say. As a male fashion model I would get access to a lot more nifty duds and make some money at the same time.

Of course...some of my bar and street buddies would probably poke fun, but that don't bother me too much. I'd just bust a bottle over their heads if they took it too far.

- Chongo